February 2012
l4fleur asked: ur blog's so pretty!! :3 would u check out mine?
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
“”A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn’t get jealous when...”
